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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Plastic Surgery - why you're wrong and why I'm still going for it

 I have been hearing a lot of comments (most of which I did not ask for) on the topic of cosmetic surgery and natural beauty. Among the comments I've gotten are :

"Why do you wanna go for plastic surgery? Later end up like Michael Jackson"


" You trying to be Korean ah?"


"You look beautiful just the way you are" (no brownie points for guessing whom this came from)


"Don't do all this la, will change your luck"


" Have you seen the cat lady???" (those who don't know what this is about, click here !)


and this particular one that started this rant :


"Plastic surgery does not make you beautiful, but fake. Work on that self - esteem and love the skin you're in" (please read in high-pitched, heavily (fake)accented, self-righteous voice)


Well, fuck you, you and you.


Most people seem to think that I am stupid enough to not do any research before going under the knife. They have this perception that there is no such thing as a successful cosmetic surgery. Well, guess what? There IS. Like any other surgery, cosmetic surgery is a 50-50 thing. There is a possibility that your surgery will not go well, and the new you look like you've been hit by a bus, and then accidentally dropped into a cement mixer but you are still somehow alive.

BUT there is also a possibility that your surgery will go well and you now have Emma Watson's face with the body a Hooter's girl.
                                  YOU TELL ME WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT

Olivia Wilde's face with Katy Perry's body is okay too. Those boooooobs.

Also, what is with less-than-perfect people walking around town, acting all righteous about being natural? Since when was it okay for ugly people to act like they own the world, telling other girls that it is better to be naturally you than to be fake and beautiful? Geezus, isn't there a law in regards to the safety and best interests of the public? 


And then there are the people who truly detests plastic surgery like how Magneto detests Professor X. Or like how Malaysian cabbies detests turning on the air-cond for you. I can understand that you're all for preserving God's/mom's gift to you. But I cannot understand WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SLAP ON MAKEUP, if it is so important to you to not alter your natural look. And no, going for the au naturel or dewy makeup look doesn't make you any less of a hypocrite okay.


Suit yourself, girls. I know I would much rather be a plastic beauty than a natural cow. At least, when I'm all old and wrinkled, I would be fulfilled knowing I lived such a beautiful life - inside and out hahah. Unlike the rest of them who will crumble their last moments away, never knowing what it's like to be beautiful. YOLO, you know? lol


I WANNA BE SO HOT, I TURN MYSELF ON WHEN I LOOK   IN THE MIRROR

This was quite a mean post, gonna go pray and dream of dolphins now.


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